Month: April 2020

  • April 10, 2020

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    The New Colossus

    Emma Lazarus – 1849-1887

    Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
    With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
    Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
    A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
    Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
    Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
    Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
    The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
    “Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she
    With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,
    Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
    The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
    Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
    I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

    This poem is in the public domain.

     

     

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    10. Would you rather sit with a resting lion for ten minutes or run across a hungry alligator’s back?

     

  • April 9, 2020

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    Dream Variations

    Langston Hughes – 1902-1967

    To fling my arms wide
    In some place of the sun,
    To whirl and to dance
    Till the white day is done.
    Then rest at cool evening
    Beneath a tall tree
    While night comes on gently,
        Dark like me—
    That is my dream!

    To fling my arms wide
    In the face of the sun,
    Dance! Whirl! Whirl!
    Till the quick day is done.
    Rest at pale evening . . .
    A tall, slim tree . . .
    Night coming tenderly
        Black like me.

    From The Collected Poems of Langston Hughes, published by Alfred A. Knopf, Inc. Copyright © 1994 the Estate of Langston Hughes. Used with permission.

     

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    9. Would you rather surf in shark-infested waters or jump free fall with a parachute into the Grand Canyon?

  • April 8, 2020

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    Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
    Because their words had forked no lightning they
    Do not go gentle into that good night.

    Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
    Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
    And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
    Do not go gentle into that good night.

    Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
    Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    And you, my father, there on the sad height,
    Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

     

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    8. Would you rather have a pig nose or a monkey face?

     

  • April 7, 2020

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    Jabberwocky

    Lewis Carroll – 1832-1898

    ‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
       Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
       And the mome raths outgrabe.

    “Beware the Jabberwock, my son
       The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
    Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
       The frumious Bandersnatch!”

    He took his vorpal sword in hand;
       Long time the manxome foe he sought—
    So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
       And stood awhile in thought.

    And, as in uffish thought he stood,
       The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
    Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
       And burbled as it came!

    One, two! One, two! And through and through
       The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
    He left it dead, and with its head
       He went galumphing back.

    “And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
       Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
    O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
       He chortled in his joy.

    ‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
       Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
       And the mome raths outgrabe.

     

     

     

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    7. Would you rather always smell rotten meat or always smell skunk?

  • April 6, 2020

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    Be Glad Your Nose Is on Your Face

    Jack Prelutsky – 1940-

    Be glad your nose is on your face,
    not pasted on some other place,
    for if it were where it is not,
    you might dislike your nose a lot.

    Imagine if your precious nose
    were sandwiched in between your toes,
    that clearly would not be a treat,
    for you’d be forced to smell your feet.

    Your nose would be a source of dread
    were it attached atop your head,
    it soon would drive you to despair,
    forever tickled by your hair.

    Within your ear, your nose would be
    an absolute catastrophe,
    for when you were obliged to sneeze,
    your brain would rattle from the breeze.

    Your nose, instead, through thick and thin,
    remains between your eyes and chin,
    not pasted on some other place–
    be glad your nose is on your face!

     

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    6. Would you rather hold a snake or kiss a jellyfish?

     

  • April 5, 2020

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    Mr. Grumpledump’s Song

    Shel Silverstein – 1930-1999

    Everything’s wrong,
    Days are too long,
    Sunshine’s too hot,
    Wind is too strong.
    Clouds are too fluffy,
    Grass is too green,
    Ground is too dusty,
    Sheets are too clean.
    Stars are too twinkly,
    Moon is too high,
    Water’s too drippy,
    Sand is too dry.
    Rocks are too heavy,
    Feathers too light,
    Kids are too noisy,
    Shoes are too tight.
    Folks are too happy,
    Singin’ their songs.
    Why can’t they see it?
    Everything’s wrong!

     

    From Where the Sidewalk Ends, 30th anniversary special edition by Shel Silverstein. Copyright © 2004 by Shel Silverstein. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers. No part of this book may be used or repoduced without written permission from HarperCollins Publishers, 1350 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10019. All rights reserved.

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    5. Would you rather have a horse’s tail or a unicorn horn?

  • April 4, 2020

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    [i carry your heart with me(i carry it in]

    i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
    my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
    i go you go,my dear;and whatever is done
    by only me is your doing,my darling)
                                                          i fear
    no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want
    no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)
    and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant
    and whatever a sun will always sing is you
    here is the deepest secret nobody knows
    (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
    and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows
    higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
    and this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart
    i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)

     

    “[i carry your heart with me(i carry it in]” Copyright 1952, © 1980, 1991 by the Trustees for the E. E. Cummings Trust, from Complete Poems: 1904-1962 by E. E. Cummings, edited by George J. Firmage. Used by permission of Liveright Publishing Corporation.
    Source: Complete Poems: 1904-1962 (Liveright Publishing Corporation, 1991)
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    4. Would you rather have hands instead of feet or feet instead of hands?
  • April 3, 2020

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    When You Are Old

    W. B. Yeats – 1865-1939

    When you are old and grey and full of sleep,
    And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
    And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
    Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;

    How many loved your moments of glad grace,
    And loved your beauty with love false or true,
    But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you,
    And loved the sorrows of your changing face;

    And bending down beside the glowing bars,
    Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
    And paced upon the mountains overhead
    And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.

     

    This poem is in the public domain.

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    3. Would you rather always have to skip everywhere or run everywhere?

  • April 2, 2020

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    We All Return to the Place Where We Were Born

    What remains of my childhood
    are the fragmentary visions
    of large patios
    extending
    like an oceanic green mist over the afternoon.

    Then, crickets would forge in the wind
    their deep music of centuries
    and the purple fragrances of Grandmother
    always would receive without questions
    our return home.

    The hammock shivering in the breeze
    like the trembling voice of light at dusk,
    the unforeseeable future
    that would never exist without Mother,
    the Tall tales that filled
    with their most engaging lunar weight our days
    —all those unchangeable things—
    were the morning constellations
    that we would recognize daily without sadness.

    In the tropical days we had no intuition of the winter
    nor of autumn, that often returns with pain
    in the shadows of this new territory
    —like the cold moving through our shivering hands—
    that I have learned to accept
    in the same way you welcome
    the uncertainty of a false and cordial smile.

    Those were the days of the solstice
    when the wind pushed the smoke from the clay ovens
    through the zinc kitchens
    and the ancient stone stoves
    clearly spoke
    of the secrets of our barefooted and wise Indian ancestors.

    The beautiful, unformed rocks in our hands
    that served as detailed toys
    seemed to give us the illusion
    of fantastic events
    that invaded our joyful chants
    with infinite color.

    It was a life without seasonal pains,
    a life without unredeemable time
    a life without the somber dark shadows
    that have intently translated my life
    that slowly move today through my soul.

    Todos volvemos al lugar donde nacimos

    De mi infancia solo quedan
         las visiones fragmentarias
              de los patios tendidos
                   como un naval terciopelo sobre la tarde.

     Entonces, los grillos cuajaban sobre el aire
         su profunda música de siglos
              y las fragancias empurpuradas de la abuela
                   meciéndose en la noche
                        siempre recibían sin preguntas nuestra vuelta al hogar.

    La hamaca temblando con la brisa,
    como la voz trémula del sol en el ocaso;
    el futuro imprevisible
    que jamás existiría sin la madre;
    las leyendas
    cargadas de su peso lunar más devorador;
    —todas esas cosas inalterables—
    eran las constelaciones diurnas que reconocíamos sin tristeza.

    Entonces no se intuía el invierno,
    ni el otoño que retoña con dolor
    entre las sombras de este territorio
    —como el frío entre las manos doblegadas—
    que hoy he aprendido
    a soportar
    de la misma forma en que se acepta
    la incertidumbre de una falsa sonrisa.

    Eran los días en que el solsticio
    acarreaba humaredas polvorientas
    por las ventanas de las cocinas de zinc
    donde el fogón de barro milenario
    decía oscuramente
    el secreto de nuestros ancestros sabios y descalzos.

    Las rocas deformes en nuestras manos
         parecían darnos
              la ilusión de eventos fabulosos
                   que invadían nuestras gargantas de aromas desmedidos.

    Era una vida sin dolores estacionales
         Vida sin tiempos irredimibles:
              Vida sin las puras formas sombrías
                   que se resbalan hoy lentamente por mi pecho.

     


     

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    2. Would you rather be completely bald or covered from head to toe with hair?

  • April 1, 2020

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    Still I Rise

    You may write me down in history
    With your bitter, twisted lies,
    You may trod me in the very dirt
    But still, like dust, I’ll rise.
    Does my sassiness upset you?
    Why are you beset with gloom?
    ’Cause I walk like I’ve got oil wells
    Pumping in my living room.
    Just like moons and like suns,
    With the certainty of tides,
    Just like hopes springing high,
    Still I’ll rise.
    Did you want to see me broken?
    Bowed head and lowered eyes?
    Shoulders falling down like teardrops,
    Weakened by my soulful cries?
    Does my haughtiness offend you?
    Don’t you take it awful hard
    ’Cause I laugh like I’ve got gold mines
    Diggin’ in my own backyard.
    You may shoot me with your words,
    You may cut me with your eyes,
    You may kill me with your hatefulness,
    But still, like air, I’ll rise.
    Does my sexiness upset you?
    Does it come as a surprise
    That I dance like I’ve got diamonds
    At the meeting of my thighs?
    Out of the huts of history’s shame
    I rise
    Up from a past that’s rooted in pain
    I rise
    I’m a black ocean, leaping and wide,
    Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.
    Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
    I rise
    Into a daybreak that’s wondrously clear
    I rise
    Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,
    I am the dream and the hope of the slave.
    I rise
    I rise
    I rise.
    Maya Angelou, “Still I Rise” from And Still I Rise: A Book of Poems.  Copyright © 1978 by Maya Angelou.  Used by permission of Random House, an imprint and division of Penguin Random House LLC. All rights reserved.
    Source: The Complete Collected Poems of Maya Angelou (1994)

     

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    1. Would you rather eat a small can of cat food or eat two rotten tomatoes?