Month: April 2020

  • April 30, 2020

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    Everything is Everything

    Everything is everything
    What is meant to be, will be
    After winter, must come spring
    Change, it comes eventually
    Everything is everything
    What is meant to be, will be
    After winter, must come spring
    Change, it comes eventually
    I wrote these words for everyone who struggles in their youth
    Who won’t accept deception, instead of what is truth
    It seems we lose the game
    Before we even start to play
    Who made these rules? (Who made these rules?)
    We’re so confused (We’re so confused)
    Easily led astray
    Let me tell ya that
    Everything is everything
    Everything is everything
    After winter, must come spring
    Everything is everything
    I philosophy
    Possibly speak tongues
    Beat drum, Abyssinian, street Baptist
    Rap this in fine linen, from the beginning
    My practice extending across the atlas
    I begat this
    Flipping in the ghetto on a dirty mattress
    You can’t match this rapper slash actress
    More powerful than two Cleopatras
    Bomb graffiti on the tomb of Nefertiti
    MCs ain’t ready to take it to the Serengeti
    My rhymes is heavy like the mind of sister Betty (Betty Shabazz)
    L-Boogie spars with stars and constellations
    Then came down for a little conversation
    Adjacent to the king, fear no human being
    Roll with cherubims to Nassau Coliseum
    Now hear this mixture, where Hip Hop meets scripture
    Develop a negative into a positive picture
    Now everything is everything
    What is meant to be, will be
    After winter, must come spring
    Change, it comes eventually
    Sometimes it seems
    We’ll touch that dream
    But things come slow or not at all
    And the ones on top, won’t make it stop
    So convinced that they might fall
    Let’s love ourselves and we can’t fail
    To make a better situation
    Tomorrow, our seeds will grow
    All we need is dedication
    Let me tell ya that
    Everything is everything
    Everything is everything
    After winter, must come spring
    Everything is everything
    Everything is everything
    What is meant to be, will be
    After winter, must come spring
    Change, it comes eventually
    Source: LyricFind
    Songwriters: Lauryn Hill / Lauryn N. Hill
    Everything Is Everything lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, BMG Rights Management

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    30. Would you rather sneeze cheese or have your tears be chocolate flavored?

     

  • April 29, 2020

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    The Times They Are A Changing

    Come gather ’round, people
    Wherever you roam
    And admit that the waters
    Around you have grown
    And accept it that soon
    You’ll be drenched to the bone
    If your time to you is worth savin’
    And you better start swimmin’
    Or you’ll sink like a stone
    For the times they are a-changin’
    Come writers and critics
    Who prophesize with your pen
    And keep your eyes wide
    The chance won’t come again
    And don’t speak too soon
    For the wheel’s still in spin
    And there’s no tellin’ who
    That it’s namin’
    For the loser now
    Will be later to win
    For the times they are a-changin’
    Come senators, congressmen
    Please heed the call
    Don’t stand in the doorway
    Don’t block up the hall
    For he that gets hurt
    Will be he who has stalled
    The battle outside ragin’
    Will soon shake your windows
    And rattle your walls
    For the times they are a-changin’
    Come mothers and fathers
    Throughout the land
    And don’t criticize
    What you can’t understand
    Your sons and your daughters
    Are beyond your command
    Your old road is rapidly agin’
    Please get out of the new one
    If you can’t lend your hand
    For the times they are a-changin’
    The line it is drawn
    The curse it is cast
    The slow one now
    Will later be fast
    As the present now
    Will later be past
    The order is rapidly fadin’
    And the first one now
    Will later be last
    For the times they are a-changin’
    Source: LyricFind
    Songwriters: Bob Dylan
    The Times They Are A Changing lyrics © Audiam, Inc

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    29. Would you rather see a song performed by the original artist only once, or by a cover band as many times as you wanted?

  • April 28, 2020

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    Change is Gonna Come

    I was born by the river in a little tent
    Oh and just like the river I’ve been running ev’r since
    It’s been a long time, a long time coming
    But I know a change gonna come, oh yes it will
    It’s been too hard living, but I’m afraid to die
    ‘Cause I don’t know what’s up there, beyond the sky
    It’s been a long, a long time coming
    But I know a change gonna come, oh yes it will
    I go to the movie and I go downtown
    Somebody keep tellin’ me don’t hang around
    It’s been a long, a long time coming
    But I know a change gonna come, oh yes it will
    Then I go to my brother
    And I say brother help me please
    But he winds up knockin’ me
    Back down on my knees, oh
    There have been times that I thought I couldn’t last for long
    But now I think I’m able to carry on
    It’s been a long, a long time coming
    But I know a change is gonna come, oh yes it will
    Source: LyricFind
    Songwriters: Sam Cooke
    A Change Is Gonna Come lyrics © Abkco Music, Inc

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    28. Would you rather play a villain or a hero in a movie?

     

  • April 27, 2020

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    Pain

    Pain will make you better
    Tell me how you feel
    Look over your shoulder
    Time will make it real
    Give me no excuses
    I know how ya feel
    Pain will make it better
    Pain will make it better
    Pain will make it better
    Let me see how many palms go up high
    If you’ve ever felt the world had you licked (put ’em up high)
    And what you waving side to side to symbolize
    Needing help on the sand ‘fore you under quick
    Big mama said “the Devil’s up to no good”
    But we can heal it on a Sunday with a good book (but)
    Oft we deal it on a Monday for a good look (and)
    Make it part of the campaign, to withstand pain
    Me, myself, place it all on my shoulders
    And give it my all, like heavy lifting
    No gain without tears and sweat
    They claim blue skies with white clouds, steady drifting
    When pain come to get ya (it hit ya like flu)
    Better times will pick ya (do what you gotta do)
    To earn focus in the stormy weather
    Come out the tunnel to the light saying
    Pain will make you better
    Tell me how you feel
    Look over your shoulder
    Time will make it real
    Give me no excuses
    I know how ya feel
    Pain will make you better (yeah)
    Pain will make it better (oh whoa whoa ah)
    (I hear the people say) pain will make it better (oh whoa whoa ah)
    (I hear my people say) pain will make it better
    No wetter, four-letter, mo’ better
    Slow pain, no gain, go getta
    Change like the weather
    Solid as a rock, small piece of leather
    But well put together
    Flames are endeavors
    Time to find out that game makes it better
    Pain makes it better
    Shades of epiphany, can’t let it get to me
    Move so differently, do it so swiftly
    Ease into my style, lay mine down
    King be crowned, look at me now
    Teaching my classes by the masses
    Used to gang bang, used to love the clashes
    Now cash is the only motivation, but not for me G
    I’m into public relations
    That’s food for your De La Soul, word to the letter
    Pain will make you better
    Tell me how you feel
    Look over your shoulder
    Time will make it real
    Give me no excuses
    I know how ya feel
    Pain will make it better (yeah)
    Pain will make it better (oh whoa whoa ah)
    (I heard my nana say it, say it)
    Yo, the bigger the headache, bigger the pill
    The harder you fall, stronger the will
    We came from the back of the bus
    Talking “Watch the mobile, ” now we’re on a house on a hill
    The struggle went from filling ya gas tank
    The bank wasn’t feeling your loan
    The OT couldn’t cover the bills
    And life came with a couple of spills
    But we’re gonna use that pain fo’ fuel so
    Give me no excuses
    I know how ya feel
    Pain will make it better (yeah)
    Pain will make it better (oh whoa whoa ah)
    (I hear the people say) pain will make it better (oh whoa whoa ah)
    (You hear my people saying) pain will make it better (oh whoa whoa ah)
    (I hear the people say) pain will make it better (oh whoa whoa ah)
    Pain will make it better (oh whoa whoa ah)
    Pain will make it better (oh whoa whoa ah)
    Pain will make it better
    Source: LyricFind
    Songwriters: Calvin Broadus / David Jolicoeur / David West / Kelvin Mercer / Vincent Lamont Mason
    Pain lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, BMG Rights Management, Jellybean Music Group

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    27. Would you rather do your own stunts in an action movie, or have a stunt person do them?

  • April 26, 2020

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    Ego Tripping (there may be a reason why)

    Nikki Giovanni – 1943-

    I was born in the congo
    I walked to the fertile crescent and built
        the sphinx
    I designed a pyramid so tough that a star
        that only glows every one hundred years falls
        into the center giving divine perfect light
    I am bad

    I sat on the throne
        drinking nectar with allah
    I got hot and sent an ice age to europe
        to cool my thirst
    My oldest daughter is nefertiti
        the tears from my birth pains
        created the nile
    I am a beautiful woman

    I gazed on the forest and burned
        out the sahara desert
        with a packet of goat’s meat
        and a change of clothes
    I crossed it in two hours
    I am a gazelle so swift
        so swift you can’t catch me

        For a birthday present when he was three
    I gave my son hannibal an elephant
        He gave me rome for mother’s day
    My strength flows ever on

    My son noah built new/ark and
    I stood proudly at the helm
        as we sailed on a soft summer day
    I turned myself into myself and was
        jesus
        men intone my loving name
        All praises All praises
    I am the one who would save

    I sowed diamonds in my back yard
    My bowels deliver uranium
        the filings from my fingernails are
        semi-precious jewels
        On a trip north
    I caught a cold and blew
    My nose giving oil to the arab world
    I am so hip even my errors are correct
    I sailed west to reach east and had to round off
        the earth as I went
        The hair from my head thinned and gold was laid
        across three continents

    I am so perfect so divine so ethereal so surreal
    I cannot be comprehended
        except by my permission

    I mean . . . I . . . can fly
        like a bird in the sky . . .

     

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    26. Would you rather set the table before dinner or clean up after dinner?

  • April 25, 2020

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    Blackalicious

    Now it’s time for our wrap up
    Let’s give it everything we’ve got
    Ready, begin
    Artificial amateurs aren’t at all amazing
    Analytically, I assault, animate things
    Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat
    Buildings are broken, basically I’m bombarding
    Casually create catastrophes, casualties
    Canceling cats got their canopies collapsing
    Detonate a dime of dank daily doin’ dough
    Demonstrations, Don Dada on the down low
    Eatin’ other editors with each and every energetic
    Epileptic episode, elevated etiquette
    Furious fat fabulous fantastic
    Flurries of funk felt feeding the fanatics
    Gift got great global goods gone glorious
    Gettin’ Godly in his game with the goriest
    Hit ’em high, hella height, historical
    Hey holocaust hints hear ’em holler at your homeboy
    Imitators idolize, I intimidate
    In a instant, I’ll rise in a irate state
    Juiced on my jams like jheri curls jockin’ joints
    Justly, it’s just me, writin’ my journals
    Kindly I’m kindling all kinds of ink on
    Karate kick type brits in my kingdom
    Let me live a long life, lyrically lessons is
    Learned lame louses just lose to my livery
    My mind makes marvelous moves, masses
    Marvel and move, many mock what I’ve mastered
    Niggas nap knowin’ I’m nice naturally
    Knack, never lack, make noise nationally
    Operation, opposition, off, not optional
    Out of sight, out of mind, wide beaming opticals
    Perfected poem, powerful punchlines
    Pummeling petty powder puffs in my prime
    Quite quaint quotes keep quiet it’s Quannum
    Quarrelers ain’t got a quarter of what we got uh
    Really raw raps, risin’ up rapidly
    Riding the rushing radioactivity
    Super scientifical sound search sought
    Silencing super fire saps that are soft
    Tales ten times talented, too tough
    Take that, challengers, get a tune up
    Universal, unique untouched
    Unadulterated, the raw uncut
    Verb vice Lord victorious valid
    Violate vibes that are vain make ’em vanished
    [Incomprehensible] well would a wise word Smith
    Just weaving up words weeded up, I’m a work shift
    Xerox, my X-ray-diation holes extra large
    X-height letters and xylophone tones
    Yellow back, yak mouth, young ones yaws
    Yesterday’s lawn yards sell our yawn
    Zig zag zombies, zoomin’ to the zenith
    Zero in zen thoughts, over zealous rhyme Zea-lots
    Good, can you say it faster
    Source: LyricFind
    Songwriters: Lucas Christian MacFadden / Timothy Jerome Parker
    Alphabet Aerobics lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.

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    25. Would you rather have five stitches to fix a bad cut or have a tooth pulled?

  • April 24, 2020

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    Where the Streets Have No Name

    I want to run, I want to hide
    I want to tear down the walls that hold me inside
    I wanna reach out and touch the flame
    Where the streets have no name
    I want to feel sunlight on my face
    I see that dust cloud disappear without a trace
    I wanna take shelter from the poison rain
    Where the streets have no name, oh oh
    Where the streets have no name
    Where the streets have no name
    We’re still building then burning down love
    Burning down love
    And when I go there, I go there with you
    It’s all I can do
    The city’s a flood
    And our love turns to rust
    We’re beaten and blown by the wind
    Trampled into dust
    I’ll show you a place
    High on the desert plain
    Where the streets have no name, oh oh
    Where the streets have no name
    Where the streets have no name
    We’re still building then burning down love
    Burning down love
    And when I go there, I go there with you
    It’s all I can do
    Our love turns to rust
    We’re beaten and blown by the wind
    Blown by the wind
    Oh and I see love
    See our love turn to rust
    We’re beaten and blown by the wind
    Blown by the wind
    Oh when I go there
    I go there with you
    It’s all I can do
    Source: LyricFind
    Songwriters: Adam Clayton / Dave Evans / Larry Mullen / Paul Hewson
    Where the Streets Have No Name lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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    24. Would you rather have 500 spiders in your bedroom or 1000 grasshoppers in the rest of the house?

  • April 23, 2020

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    The Old Prince Still Lives at Home

    by Shad

    I live at home still, not paying phone bills
    Hydro, or rent, and my mom makes most meals
    So it’s so ill, I don’t need no scrill
    Only cash for gas when I borrow my folks’ wheels
    (But you can’t drive) whatever, our van died
    (Get a good bike) who I look like, that Lance guy?
    I ain’t pushing no banana seat
    Looking like some eight year old kid on your grandma’s street
    You can go ahead and call me lazy
    I just retired real young, y’all, call me Jay-Z
    Or maybe I just hate these crappy jobs, call me crazy
    But I refuse to work ’em, man, it’s miserable
    Can’t do it ‘less it’s due to circumstance
    And I need the cash to feed my astronomical appetite
    But for the time being, y’all, I’ll sacrifice
    And have a life minus a couple of luxuries
    Just cutting my budget schemes and getting some stuff for free
    Like, why’s a brother need a dentist? It’s expensive
    And my gums’ll bleed, they do every time when he scrubs ’em clean
    And every year they try to bump the fee
    Plus he’ll probably recommend braces (there you go) that’s another G!
    Well thanks a lot, doc, but listen, I can brush my teeth
    All on my own, so you ain’t gonna hustle me
    So that takes care of the dental plan, now here’s a potential scam
    Getting my toes crushed by a rental van
    Then if I sued the driver and the rental guy’s
    Enterprise or whatever, I bet they would settle nice
    Court adjourned, now I just gotta pay for the law forms
    (That’s easy) spend two weeks eating popcorn
    Like students do, ‘cept I’m grown and it’s not dorms
    So it’s a bit more pathetic, okay, a lot more
    But what y’all gotta mock for? What’s wrong with my Mach 3?
    Y’all gotta be macho and mock more?
    Well not me, and I do not need to change blades
    Its all my own hair I shave, chin back face legs
    And the rashes rarely last more than 8 days
    Usually, so it’s cool with me, I can save great
    (But hygiene) That ain’t no reason to buy things
    Like soap or visine or getting clothes dry cleaned
    I don’t throw away dough on no facials
    Yeah I make rolls of my pennies, I even pay folks
    In clubs out this case full of pesos I lug
    (Bro, get ’em exchanged) Nope, I’m waiting till the rate’s low
    Don’t hate yo, just cause y’all wasteful
    Y’all wanna make your bruh the scapegoat, it’s bugged
    It’s all nuance, use your head
    Why get a bed and couch when you can slouch on a futon instead
    If you got a little bread like croutons
    Download them new songs and spread them coupons
    If you happy when you save 2 dollars a week
    You steal your neighbors empty bottles and keep all your receipts
    And only treat your girl yearly to McDonald’s to eat
    Don’t be ashamed, pop your collars man, holler at me (holla)
    If y’all are this cheap, cause this is for acknowledging peeps
    That gotta track every dime using columns and sheets
    If you strip search the mall for the bargain to beat
    Like every day you’ve just a penny saved from starving on the street
    Keep carving a niche, I’m started in a jar for the wee
    Little Shaddies still to come for their college degree
    Yo I figure starting early on the market is key
    I plan on having smart daughters all Harvard M.D
    And regardless, we gon’ never put a car on the streets
    ‘Less them gas prices lower and the parking is free
    And no parka for me, not even gloves, scarves or a fleece
    I may freeze but I’ll keep saving marvelously, holla
    Source: LyricFind
    Songwriters: Shadrach Paul Kabango
    The Old Prince Still Lives At Home lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc

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    24. Would you rather get up very early or stay up very late?

  • April 22, 2020

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    Fast Car

    by Tracy Chapman

    You got a fast car
    I want a ticket to anywhere
    Maybe we make a deal
    Maybe together we can get somewhere
    Anyplace is better
    Starting from zero got nothing to lose
    Maybe we’ll make something
    But me myself I got nothing to prove
    You got a fast car
    And I got a plan to get us out of here
    I been working at the convenience store
    Managed to save just a little bit of money
    We won’t have to drive too far
    Just across the border and into the city
    You and I can both get jobs
    And finally see what it means to be living
    You see my old man’s got a problem
    He live with the bottle that’s the way it is
    He says his body’s too old for working
    I say his body’s too young to look like his
    My mama went off and left him
    She wanted more from life than he could give
    I said somebody’s got to take care of him
    So I quit school and that’s what I did
    You got a fast car
    But is it fast enough so we can fly away?
    We gotta make a decision
    We leave tonight or live and die this way
    See I remember we were driving, driving in your car
    The speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
    City lights lay out before us
    And your arm felt nice wrapped ’round my shoulder
    And I had a feeling that I belonged
    I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone
    You got a fast car
    We go cruising entertain ourselves
    You still ain’t got a job
    And I work in the market as a checkout girl
    I know things will get better
    You’ll find work and I’ll get promoted
    We’ll move out of the shelter
    Buy a bigger house and live in the suburbs
    See I remember we were driving, driving in your car
    The speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
    City lights lay out before us
    And your arm felt nice wrapped ’round my shoulder
    And I had a feeling that I belonged
    I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone
    You got a fast car
    And I got a job that pays all our bills
    You stay out drinking late at the bar
    See more of your friends than you do of your kids
    I’d always hoped for better
    Thought maybe together you and me’d find it
    I got no plans I ain’t going nowhere
    So take your fast car and keep on driving
    See I remember when we were driving, driving in your car
    The speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
    City lights lay out before us
    And your arm felt nice wrapped ’round my shoulder
    And I had a feeling that I belonged
    I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone
    You got a fast car
    But is it fast enough so you can fly away?
    You gotta make a decision
    Leave tonight or live and die this way
    Source: Musixmatch
    Songwriters: Tracy L Chapman
    Fast Car lyrics © Emi April Music Inc., Kobalt, Purple Rabbit Music, Emi April Music Inc

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    22. Would you rather be the most intelligent kid in school and make awesome grades or be the most popular kid in school and make poor grades?

     

  • April 21, 2020

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    Let me not to the marriage of true minds (Sonnet 116)

    William Shakespeare – 1564-1616

    Let me not to the marriage of true minds
    Admit impediments. Love is not love
    Which alters when it alteration finds,
    Or bends with the remover to remove:
    O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
    That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
    It is the star to every wandering bark,
    Whose worth’s unknown, although his height be taken.
    Love’s not Time’s fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
    Within his bending sickle’s compass come;
    Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
    But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
        If this be error, and upon me prov’d,
        I never writ, nor no man ever lov’d.

     

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    21. Would you rather go to the school only for four months in the winter and have the rest of the year off or go to school in the summer and have the rest of the year off?